Random and funny quotes

[Lightclaw]

ITS TIME FOR: *DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA* [shadow=yellow,left,300]RANDOM AND FUNNY QUOTES![/shadow][/move]



Meh first quote:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Hey, i can see my house from here ;D"

[Luc]

meh quote:those chilis bastards!

[Luc]

other quotes: where did that cheese come from?
all right, who stole my cupcake?
i cant, todays laundry day!
let the beatings begin!
GIMMEH FIVE DOLLAH! NO, TEN DOLLAH! 1! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
quick, the teachers coming! hide the crack!
all right kids, u can hang, but no crack.
that plant looks familiar...
JESUS C--- is awesome
f**k! what did u say??? i said fluck, like in a fluck of chickens
someone got laid today.. waz it U?
whered u get that? internet
wtf. WHA? what the freak. O.O
SPILL THE MAC AND CHEESE BUSTER
im an excellent driver.
JERK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that was like a joke.. but, not funny...

[Leafstar]

[shadow=red,left,300]MY WORLD FAMOUS AND WONDERFUL QUOTE FROM THE MOST DAZZLING PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!! EDWARD CULLEN!!![/shadow]

Quote 1: I Dazzle People?

Quote 2: Breakfast Time... For the Human I Mean...

Quote 3: Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner...

Quote 4: Krytonite Doesn't Bother Me Either.

Quote 5: Bring on the Shakles... I'm Your Prisoner.

Quote 6: (MY FAV!!! I GOT THIS ONE OFF A WEBSITE!!!!) Edward Cullen. Bringing Sexy Back. Sexier Than You Since 1901.

[Pantera]

(long quote)
Ok, so now that resident evil 5 is now on the market, heres a review. it seems that it has taken the same horror/action concept of every OTHER resident evil game. And most of all, its not scary wen all resident evil games have been scary it is fun though. although it takes place in africa with bloodier zombies, it still just isnt scary but it is so fun. and that concludes our broadcast!......RESIDENT EVIL 5 IS FUN BUT NOT SCARY FUN BUT NOT SCARY FUN BUT NOT SCARY WHY AM I SAYING THE SAME CRAP OVER AND OVER AGAIN? IM A D**CHE BAG IM A D**CHE BAG IM A D**CHE BAG!!!


(like ur quotes Luc made me roflmao)

[Adderfang]

Bow and arrow-free
Shooting apple off of dog's head-free
Missing the apple-priceless

[Pantera]

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
-What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
-There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
-I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered -chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on my bathroom.
-So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: "There ya go, play dead..."
-Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
-Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
-When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
-Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.